skinny jeans.

i'll admit it, i wear skinny jeans. why? because i hate baggy clothes. it's no longer the 90's and i think boot cut jeans are fugly. don't hate on guys wearing skinny jeans because im sure people are hating on you for wearing [blank].

but, my gripe with skinny jeans is the lack of elasticity in the calves. it's the most annoying thing when i need to go poo or take off my pants (for whatever sexual or non-sexual reason that may be) and it literally takes 20 seconds just to pull my jeans down because my calves do not blend in with my thigh or ankles (thankles? is that a word? can it be? i'm submitting to urban dictionary as we speak).

my favorite skinny jeans are from kill city which i got for dirt ass cheap...$30 cheap. CHEAP! but i guess with low costs come sacrifice because my calves are getting the shit end of the jean stick.