who died...and made you king of anything?

i woke up and the first thing i thought was: i'm 26. immediately followed by who the fuck are you?! no im kidding, but i really did think that this morning. how did this happen!? forever 21 my fucking ass...no, not the store.

taking a break from (excessive) drinking and concentrating on my health. rolls belong in a bread basket, not on me.