quotables.

"everyone in Britain thinks Victoria Beckham is a big deal, but in the US no one cares. she's like the soccer of people." - chelsea handler

"why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? if I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN." - jon stewart

"i play tough as nails with my heart on my sleeve." - solange

summer, summa, summery.

last day of august already? my...where the hell did summer go?

sunshine, heatwaves, outdoorsy shit...sooner than later, we'll be trading in our jorts and booty wear for almost fully covered up clothing. wait, we live in la...booty wear never goes out of style.

i have an internal to-do list i don't share with anyone...maybe because i don't even know what's on it.

enjoy it while it's still here. i know i will.

i want to be that baby in the backseat. don't front, who doesn't want to be driven around on some gangster looking bicycle?

my june obsession: anjulie.

love songs and limousines
wishing wells and make believes
disco balls and dancing queens
i fall so easy.
rich guys and candlelight
telling me the things i like
i'm too young and they're too bright for me
i fall so easy for...
the cheesy things in life
sad, sad movies make me cry
pretty people i admire
i used to hate
i fall so easy for...
the stupid little lies
hollywood and sunny skies
fancy restaurants with 3 forks and knives
i fall so easily in love.

because guys need love too.

now ladies, don't think its up to the guy to do all the romantic gestures and lovin. because Yahoo! is so reliable, they recently posted an article about ways to be romantic to a guy and i have to admit, most of it is true.

who doesn't like a compliment? but send a text randomly throughout the day just to say hi. or what they ate for lunch, or some other bullshit question just to show you're attentive. who doesn't appreciate a random text message? this can easily go vice versa for girls too...send them a yo! every now and then. it works.

there's a few other suggestions i'm a little unsure about. diary entry? touch his arm? well yeah, touching arms is great, but go for the jugular. no perv, not my penis. knee, and lower thigh. penis can come later.

Q.O.T.D.

Quote of the day:

"I accidentally marked myself as pregnant at lenscrafter today"

followed by...

"so she had to cross it out and write in 'patient no pregnant'"

where the wild things are.

i forgot how good the arcade fires' funeral cd was. i was reminded when the trailer for where the wild things are came on while i was watching earth in the movie theater. such an amazing cd that will never get old.

i find myself resorting to old cd's to get that head bopping, musical high feeling. where is all the good music?! must be with all the wild things.

if you haven't noticed by now, i am obsessed with the release of that movie and the trailer. it will be so fuckin amazing...im sure of it.

skinny jeans.

i'll admit it, i wear skinny jeans. why? because i hate baggy clothes. it's no longer the 90's and i think boot cut jeans are fugly. don't hate on guys wearing skinny jeans because im sure people are hating on you for wearing [blank].

but, my gripe with skinny jeans is the lack of elasticity in the calves. it's the most annoying thing when i need to go poo or take off my pants (for whatever sexual or non-sexual reason that may be) and it literally takes 20 seconds just to pull my jeans down because my calves do not blend in with my thigh or ankles (thankles? is that a word? can it be? i'm submitting to urban dictionary as we speak).

my favorite skinny jeans are from kill city which i got for dirt ass cheap...$30 cheap. CHEAP! but i guess with low costs come sacrifice because my calves are getting the shit end of the jean stick.